is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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