clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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