Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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