ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
Randomize
