I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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