just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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