you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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