How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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