He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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