Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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