the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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