You made me cry and you don't even care
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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