I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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