I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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