do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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