win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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