Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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