there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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