i just google imaged poop.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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