i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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