He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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