he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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