I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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