I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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