Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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