end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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