So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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