Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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