It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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