I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm at about main and main street
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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