Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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