We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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