He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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