she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I skipped work to stalk him.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
no you cant smoke seaweed
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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