at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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