I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
MIDGETS
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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