whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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