i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
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I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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