This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Dear god my vagina.
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