wrigley field is MILF paradise
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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