I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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