I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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