what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.