he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
She has the best kind of daddy issues
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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