Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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