My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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