I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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