Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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