if only i could text you this smell
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
