i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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