i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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