I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
My dick has a subreddit
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
