is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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