Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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